"House Was In My Way" LMAO: Drunk Driver Hits Home; Blames Homeowner

Charles Aucoin, 45, made a U-turn with his Ford Mustang into a parked Ford Taurus before continuing on into a parked Dodge Ram and hitting it so hard that the truck slid into a Chrysler Town and Country, which in turn slid through the wall of a house.

Aucoin then turned the car around and ran directly into another vehicle, then into a gas meter, then into a tree.

Rosa Figueroa said Aucoin tried to leave the scene of the crash, but her son ran after him and brought him back to the house. Aucoin allegedly tried to lay the blame with the family. 

"He said, 'Y'all are the ones that messed up my car because y'all got in front of me,'" Rosa Figueroa recalled.

Responding deputies noted that Aucoin smelled of alcohol, had bloodshot eyes, poor balance and slurred speech. His blood-alcohol content measured 0.206 percent, well over the 0.08-percent legal limit, the arrest report said.

Police are incredulous of Aucoin's account of the incident.