Intelligence....Nah Son: Pennsylvania Woman Busted Smuggling Cocaine In Her Genitals

The 22-year-old of Pennsylvania, was busted alongside her companion, James Perry, for smuggling drugs over the U.S. Mexico-border last week, and implicated herself in a damaging text message bragging about the whole thing.

Drug sniffing dogs altered police to a “narcotic odor” coming from her “groin area.” Once she was found to be in possession of drugs, and proving that he's not very loyal, Perry quickly announced “I'm not with her.”

After being arrested, she denied smuggling the drugs, but a look at her phone text messages pretty much sealed the deal. “I'm smuggling coc@ine and h*roin in my c**chie,” she reportedly wrote to someone.

According to Kurdilla's recount, the twosome was only partying in Tijuana and smoking weed, and were on their way back to the Best Western hotel in San Diego.

It was determined that Kurdilla had a condom filled with 100 grams of nose candy, shoved up inside her “lady area.”

With the evidence against her mounting, Kurdilla finally admitted to the ordeal in “exchange for compensation,” asserting that the cargo actually belonged to Perry. He also confessed to his part in the thwarted plot.

She and Perry are scheduled to appear separately in the U.S. District Court in San Diego today.