Monday, January 7, 2013

Straight Up, Not Real: Indian Man Buys $23K Gold Shirt to Attract Women

KEEP IN MIND THAT GOLD IS CURRENTLY $1,646 PER OZ. GOLD'S PRICE IS UNIVERSAL AND DOES NOT FLEX FROM COUNTRY TO COUNTRY. SORRY BRO, YOU FAKE!

Datta Phuge of India went to the extreme to find a new mate by splashing out $22,755 to "impress the ladies." The all-gold shirt puts Slick Rick's tawdry display of jewels to shame, as every square inch of the shirt is made of gold. The shirt also comes complete with matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold.

Phuge explained why he bought the shirt, revealing it was a long thought out dream of his.

"I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt? The gold shirt has been one of my dreams."

He added, "It will be an embellishment to my reputation as the 'Gold man of Pimpri""



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