DAMN!: Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson Arrested, Sentenced To 30 Days In Jail

Once again, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson has lost. The currently unemployed NFL receiver was arrested today for a probation violation and has been ordered to serve 30 days in jail.

The kicker is that Evelyn Lozada's ex-husband could have avoided his fate. TMZ reports:

Chad Johnson was just arrested and placed in handcuffs inside a Florida courtroom ... after the judge in his probation violation hearing ordered the ex-NFL star to spend 30 days in jail.

The move comes after Johnson pissed off the Broward County judge by slapping his male lawyer's butt during the hearing.  As previously reported, Johnson's attorney was thiiiis close to sealing a deal that would have kept Johnson OUT of jail for violating his probation earlier this year.

But the butt slap enraged the judge ... and she took the deal off the table.

Now, Johnson's punishment is much harsher than what was originally proposed -- and he has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail.  His probation was also extended until December 21, 2013 ... and he must complete an additional 25 hours of community service along with extra therapy sessions.

Uncle Sam Don't Play: Lauren Hill Sentenced To 3 Months In Prison

Lauryn Hill was just sentenced to three months in prison for tax evasion. She will also have to spend three additional months on home confinement according to theAssociated Press.

The 37-year old singer pleaded guilty in the case last year. She told the judge that she had intended to pay her taxes, but couldn't during the period of time she dropped out of the music business.

Hill's attorney had sought probation in the case. At this point it is not clear when or where Hill will report to prison.