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45-year-old Rebecca Simmons must've been having a bad day, for she snapped and went over the edge on an unsuspecting Riverview, Florida, McDonald's customer after engaging in a brief verbal dispute over line placement.

Last Wednesday, August 7th, Simmons engaged in a verbal altercation with a man who claimed that she tried to cut in front of him while in line. She reacted to his claims of by actually pulling out a knife and stabbing the hood of the man's car, as well as his right buttock.

Simmons was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief with property damage.

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