Showing posts with label Dumb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumb. Show all posts

Sunday, June 23, 2013

No Words: Rapper Facing 10 To Life After Taking Film Crew To a Drug Deal

Aspiring Brooklyn rapper Michael (Rab) Garrett might've benefited from the saying, "G's move in silence." Garrett brought a camera crew along with him to Pennsylvania to allegedly film him making a drug deal. Now, Garrett is facing 10 years to life in prison, after one of his associates ratted him out during a car stop by Pennsylvania state troopers.

Garrett is the leader of the Brownsville-based posse "Together Forever Mafia," and had hired a crew to make a video out of his interstate travels. 

The video allegedly shows Garrett also reacting to the state trooper's bust of one of his associates, as he gathers piles of cash and speaks to his lawyer to make sure "nobody is talking on nobody."

Michael Garrett's lawyer James Lisa claims his client is simply playing a character, his rap persona.

"If he's a drug dealer, I'm a kangaroo," said Lisa, "because he doesn't even have enough money to pay me."

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Well Damn!: Study Shows That Lil Wayne Has The Dumbest Fans

Would you peg Lil Wayne fans for being, overall, dumb? According to a recent study done by Facebook, that's apparently the case.

The study gathered data from students across the country and ended up showing that Lil Wayne's fans boasted the lowest SAT scores of any other artist tested. Weezy's fans had an average SAT score of 876, while other acts such as Radiohead, Counting Crows, and Sufjan Stevens rounded out at about 1200.

Naturally, the smartest fans were those of classical music, specifically Beethoven. Those fans had an average SAT score of 1376. Interestingly enough, those same fans were also fond of Jay-Z and Eminem, who boast unique flows and rhythms exciting for those who study classical music.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Stealing Gasoline: A Lesson In Epic Failure



The driver panicked and drove off, leaving his female companion literally hanging, after an alert console operator noticed his number plates didn't match